Dear Stinkbug

To the large leaf legged stinkbug that decided to show up as we descended into SFO a big thank you for terrorizing me and the elderly woman I was sitting next to. As I watched you first fly around both our heads and then land on her shirt so that I had to deal with you I wished I could bring myself to squash you so I could focus on my breathing. Alas, you finally settled on the middle seat as we hit the ground. I was so happy to exit the plane and enjoy the unusual 94 degree weather in the city. I hope you found a plant somewhere in California.